If Jesus Christ Was Really Packing A Dong That Big I Would Probably Worship Him Too!
La Misteriosa recalls having to go to a Spanish Caribbean Roman Catholic Mass, looking up at the LIFE-SIZED statue of a crucified Jesus while going to get "the body of Christ" and then to "drink the blood of Christ" - sounds like an Anne Rice novel with homo-erotic vampirism/cannibalism - and thinking to herself: Jesus had great abs. Apparently, he was packing underneath that loin cloth. Damn, and she loves guys with long hair, too...
If Jesus Christ Was Really Packing A Dong That Big I Would Probably Worship Him Too
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