Jackie Beat’s: Whatever Happened To Busty Jane?
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BUSTY JANE? A new play by Jackie Beat
Get ready for the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of campy live theater! Let us explain… Imagine TWO of your very favorite things — late ’70s/early ’80s porn AND Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? — violently forced together and then drenched in chocolate!
Okay, so there’s no chocolate, but there is JACKIE BEAT as washed-up porn kitten Busty Jane Hardon, MARIO DIAZ as her wheelchair-bound brother and original “power bottom” Branch Hardon, NADYA GINSBURG as the maid of indeterminate ethnicity, SAM PANCAKE as the flaming faggot next door and SELENE LUNA as Jane’s prospective new manager!
Hiding away in their black lacquer and Nagle-filled West Hollywood condo, Busty Jane and Branch seem to have stopped their Swatch watches at the peak of their fame and success in the high-gloss, day-glo Eighties.
Living in a delusional and dysfunctional world of faded memories and dusty dreams, the two former sex industry superstar siblings are finding life as hard to figure out as a Rubik’s cube. When Branch’s plans to sell their condo throws a wrench into Busty Jane’s big comeback, the broken down has-been loses it… and the old school New Wave shit hits the fan!
Starring Jackie Beat & Mario Diaz With Nadya Ginsburg & Sam Pancake And Introducing Selene Luna as “Edwina”
Featuring videos by Lawrence Elbert and Will Watkins (Starring Miss Jonona, Senor Amor, Travis Walck, Keir Reid and The Busty Jane Dancers!)
Directed by Drew Droege Production Manager: Lou Becker
Fridays, Saturdays & Sundays, Nov 6 thru 15 (Fridays & Saturdays @ 9 PM, Sundays @ 8 PM) Cavern Club Celebrity Theater 1920 Hyperion Avenue, Los Angeles, California 90027
SIX SHOWS ONLY! THIS WILL SELL OUT! Tickets or more info: Acteva.com/Go/JackieBeat
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