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SERIOUSLY, DUDE, WTF?!

OK - so, we still REALLY want to see this concert, but unless tickets, airfare, and hotel accomodations start falling from the sky, we sadly lament that this will end up being a Blu-Ray experience.

Anyway, SPEAKING of BLUE, MJ walked out, wearing THIS. Why Michael, why? You're not Antonio Banderas. Also, in all the blogs we have seen and read thus far, NO ONE has pointed out that he is wearing a red Kaballah string - you know, to ward off evil?! Read below and you might get the idea that MJ partially pulled this stunt as a joke...on an "ex."

We are NOT posting the photos here because we don't want to be sued.

Then, he shows up looking like THIS with his three kids. Why is it that with the kids he wears the lace-front wig, eyelashes, whatever makeup they SURELY apply to his nose, and some outfit that looks like something Max Headroom would wear? Mind you, he's leaving the Dr.'s office...

BTW, if you bought tickets for the one of the first 3 shows, you're screwed -- they've been rescheduled. Goodness forbid you spent the coins to travel from abroad to London, it's going to be EXPENSIVE (that's M - O -N - E - Y, HONEY!), bitches...

Oh, and the reason why? Madonna is playing the 02 Arena before him, and the MASSIVE stage, sets, dancers, lighters, etc. will not have time to rig and rehearse after Madge's people have taken her stuff away.

We're betting she PLANNED that...we mean Madonna

For those of you too young to recall or know, the two used to "DATE." (Hence, wethinks, the red string on the right arm...).



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