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More alleged Will Smith queer rumors being spread by former Hollywood Madame.

More Will Smith actor queer rumors keep rearing their heads.

We reported on an alleged rape incident involving him earlier this year, along with a purported $500,000.00 settlement. Anyone wanna' follow that lead at the sheriff's office and get back to us? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? This article is also to be found on D-Listed, Queerty, Ian Undercover and Towleroad...hmmm...we think, perhaps, maybe the pressure is on?

Earlier this year, he was ever-so-lightly veiled behind fawning adjectives in a book (Hiding in Hip-Hop) on gay, African-American singers and artists. He is awfully chummy with Tommy boi Cruise;)

The blogosphere is aflame!

Could you imagine the socio-political impact of a successful, popular, male hollywood actor and former hip-hop rapper who is also allegedly gay/bi-sexual? It could change the enitre landscape - but ONLY if he came out of his own volition, and not some tawdry experience like George Michael. Have some class and come out like Sir Ian McKellan. That's right, bitches, Gandalf/Magneto is gay. Sir Ian, or "Serena" to his pals, came out in 1988, when it wasn't chic or politically popular to do so, and he still got (gets) great work (and ass, we're sure! - didn't you see him with his escort at the 1999 Academy Awards?) and was knighted by the (real) Queen of England; not too shabby. Of course, there are other fun moments too, like escorting Monica Lewinsky to a post-Oscar bash for shits and giggles, which was after he got booted from the Kodak theater (after losing your shot at an Oscar how could you NOT drink? - he should have won 3 by now...) around 10 pm when he started to scream aloud at the bar: Who wants to see Gandalf's magic staff? No, we couldn't make this shit up if we tried. God bless him. We think you could do the same, Will sir. How much fucking money do you really need? It's not like you're going to go broke.

As Madonna knows all to well: Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock...something will eventually give. It will either be to your advantage or blow up in your face (pun intended). Then again, maybe he's taking notes from Tommyboi. After all, Kidman his ex-wife never breathed A WORD (of substance or insight, and perhaps otherwise, never, now that we think about it...) about the dissolution of her marriage to Tom. We can only IMAGINE the SIZE of THAT...draconian, non-disclosure, pre-nuptial agreement.

Don't end up like Manilow (performing in Vegas), alone, attending a gay wedding, presided over by "Judge Judy," with Liza Minelli, her (alleged) gay man-friend, and Dynasty's Joan Collins (doesn't she look like "Marion" from Indiana Jones Part 4?)...really, girl, as if we didn't know. We swear, you could swap out this photo 40 years from now and replace Manilow with Clay Aiken. Seriously, those people's faces are MELTING...there are wax caricatures of them at Madame Tusssaud's that look far more realistic than their human versions. If we remember correctly, Liza once married a gay man, like her mother, Judy Garland (twice if you count David Gest, how could you not?)...and also had Michael Jackson as her Maid of Honor Best Man. Sheesh.



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