Beverly Hills Chihuahua…
Ok...we're certain some exec at Disney was trying to figure out how to create a marketable movie, and had a multiple choice sheet in front of him/her, and just started to randomly fill in various bubbles to greenlight a movie into production:
1.) Cute CGI animals that can talk, sing, and dance - CHECK
2.) Synchronized Diseny-esque Musical Numbers - CHECK
3.) Furthering the American obsession with teacup sized dogs - CHECK
4.) Furthering the American obsession with glamour & celebrity by placing it in Hollywood, CA (plus, it keeps costs down) - CHECK
5.) A Latino voice-cast to bring in another demographic and to sound 'authentic' - CHECK
6.) Popular with the gays, children, and anyone with ADHD - CHECK
7.) Pointless usage of CGI - CHECK
VOILA! Instant manufactured pop craptasterpiece! Yes...we're still going to go see it. Le sigh.
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